Theft

Hey diddle diddle
the cat's in the middle
the purse went over the wall.
Now that's a big diddle
Not just a s slight fiddle
and you say "there's no difference at all".
Tickety tickety tock
I'm having a race with the clock.
You're addicted to smack
and I smoke on your back
And my hearts been left on the lock.
I threaten to Jump
All hands to the pump
Dont call the coppers
Remember the whoppers
That come with the boy with the ball
the ball, that come with the boy with the ball.
Purse retrieved Me relieved Xtian's reprieved
the police can leave